A Bad Way to Draw Attention...

Sorry but anyone wearing these is automatically NOT Approved, He actually will hate you if you wear these. And "It's a joke" is not a sufficient answer.
-He

Kermit the Frog and Barney...

Kermit the Frog and Barney...appear to have vomited all over this poor woman.
-He

The Hairiest Man in New York City...

Hairy in all the wrong places.
-He

Why Hunter, Why?

First, YSL dissapointed He when they got away from their sky high heels and made a move to these ballerina flats. Now Hunter has gone and ruined everything as well. Ladies listen up, stick with your boots, they are a billion times cuter then these ugly as flat rain shoes.
-He

'Cause I'm From New York...

Ya just never know what you're gonna see out there. On this day, it was a guy in a cut up t-shirt, overalls, leggings and a pair of neon orange kicks. O let's not forget his purse.
-He

One Size Does Not Fit All...

Before you all go crazy and jump down He's throat for making fun of fat girls, take a breather and read on...Like all fashion looks not everything is meant for everybody. American Apparel bodysuits for instance, should not be worn by anyone and everyone. Let's see if He can say this in the nicest way possible. Just because you are wearing sheer or lace doesn't mean we can't see your rolls through it. Pretty much, He is tired of seeing larger sized girls trying to squeeze into clothing that they really have no reason wearing. It feels like He is looking at a watching sausage trying to break out of the casing. Do yourselves a favor. Check the mirror before you go out, you know what your body looks like, and if you can see fat, cottage cheese, rolls, etc hanging out of your clothing, keep it to yourself, find another outfit that fits better and covers up.
-He

P.S. Here comes the He-hate mail.

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No Man Needs These Pants...

Now it is not often He writes about men's fashion, but when you see something this horrible, it doesn't take a genius to realize how bad this is. “Back Strap” trousers by Laur Zepol are probably the weirdest pant design in quite some time. Skinny pants are bad enough, now you are gonna expose the back side of your legs?
-He

How Short is Too Short for a Skirt?

When a girl is walking down the street and her entire ass instantly becomes visible, we have what we call a Bad, Bad, Bad situation. Oddly enough He was out this weekend and another girl had on a skirt that was also too short. When she bent over to pick up something off the floor, Yahtzee the entire full moon was on display. Silly Girls.
-He

It's a Horse of a Different Color...umm

Isn't the point of fashion to either make yourself look good to others or for yourself? There is no a single person alive, including this unhappy shoe model that would put a pair of these on for any good reason. Hoof F*cking Heels, are you kidding? Oh right, they are probably cheap too...NOT, try $2,080.00...PASS. There is a reason we evolved to become a smarter version of the animal, unfortunately some people are still not fully all there. Anyone who makes hoof heels and thinks its a good idea needs a head check.
-He

Don't Get Stuck in Your Umbrella...

He already wrote about this hate for the clear umbrella and this is just another great look at why they are so horrible. Shoving your face into an umbrella is no way to walk down the street. Hell they even sell new umbrellas for like $3 on every street corner. Go wild, buy yourself a new one. You and your wet clothing deserve it.
-He

Hair Leg Warmers, Great Way to Keep He Away...

Welcome to Earth, where apparently anything goes. Cannot confirm 100%, but pretty sure these are actual goat hair, their site says...

goat hair, sparkle knit with grey swirls leggings. wear over boots, stockings, tight jeans, by themselves, down at the ankle, or twist them up!

While other items are listed as Faux Fur some do say goat fur. Really that is not the issue at hand, and we need to get to the point. What chick in this world would want to actually dress up and look like a horse? He cannot imagine a ton of compliments coming your way with a pair of these things on your legs. "Oh so pretty, you look just like a two-legged horse." "Great, that's just the look I was going for." NO way Jose!
-He

P.S. Sara the designer of Box185, is hot, so don't take this personally. Some of your feather earrings are cool, but these leggings just CANNOT get the Fashion by He stamp of Approval.

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Toronto

yes, that was a woman. Which begs a question, WTF? @ArtSizzle

Man, Woman or Child, that ain't right.
-He

ENTER THE TIGHTS GIVEAWAY

Hey Batman Bring that Cape Over Here...

No one should wear a cape, no one.

"November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin! Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine! Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! No capes!"

If you honestly know what movie that is from, He thinks He'd be in love. But again, No Capes!
-He

He Hates Tom and Toms...

Now He is completely behind the "buy a pair of shoes and another pair goes to a child in need." That's great, very nice of Toms to do, charity and giving are always nice. But He has got to tell ya, these shoes are f*cking real ugly. The plain ones are gross, but the denim and glitter shoes are even uglier. When you see them they look like cheap shitty shoes, but nope they cost a lot more then a dollar.
-He

Ya Never Know What You'll See in NYC...

He's a poet and didn't even know it.
-He

Is This Too Much Leather?

Leather pants, leather boots, leather bag, leather jacket, He is pretty sure this woman is wearing an entire cow. But the questions today is...Is this too much leather for one outfit?
-He

Will Smith Called Wants His Shirt Back...

Pretty sure He saw this shirt on an episode of The Fresh Prince this morning. Not everything from the past should reappear in the future, somethings are better left in the past. Like this shirt. Sorry Will.
-He

Bad News Walking Around NYC...

Low cut rain boots? Leggings that leave calf cleavage? None of this is going to get you an Approval,.
-He

You are Definitely NOT Gonna Look Good...

Well great finally He found jewelry that is guaranteed to turn people away. Why anyone would buy this face distorting jewelry is not something He can understand. But hey, He hopes someone wears it and He is there to take a picture and laugh at it.
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Washington, DC

here's the hot mess i came across on the metro in DC today...I swore she was an 8 yr old girl until i saw her frazzled hair and her face...*cringes* and yes, she was applying nail polish on the train and it was all over her cuticles...ahhhh xoxo Janine apetitediva.blogspot.com

Hot Mess indeed.
-He