Showing posts with label This Just In. Show all posts
Showing posts with label This Just In. Show all posts

Monday, March 28, 2011

A Bad Way to Draw Attention...

Sorry but anyone wearing these is automatically NOT Approved, He actually will hate you if you wear these. And "It's a joke" is not a sufficient answer.
-He

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Got a Backbone? Need a Backbone?

He introduced you to the T-Shirt that showed off your insides. Then there was the big or small boob shirt. Now meet the Spinal Shirt. For only $750 you can have this skeleton encrused Swarovski crystals tank top. If you cannot find a better way to spend $750, try donating it to Fashion by He. Great, thanks.
-He

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Why have 1 engagement ring?



So women went out an invented a reason for men to now have to buy you 4 diamonds instead of just one. It is never enough with you people. If you so feel the need to have more then 1 ring, you can get all four here.
-He

Monday, March 7, 2011

Holy Chinese Cleavage...


Wow that's instant cleavage. How did America not invent this first? Now this is a product He can "support."
-He

P.S. He gives it two weeks before there is one of these available for the ass.

Friday, February 25, 2011

He Hearts IFB...Read He's Feature

If you aren't already a member of IFB, you should be, because it was one of He's Tips for starting a Fashion Blog. Go Check out He's Post over at IFB...

He Gives Tips for a Fashion Blog

-He

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Need Bigger Boobs? He Has You Covered!

The electrostatic vibrations of the BOSOM MAX brassiere stimulate breast tissues, help to increase the circulation of blood& lymphatic fluid, and increase muscle mass to lift and enlarge your breasts! - BosomMax

You've got to be kidding. The before and after pictures and the videos on this site are worth checking out, BosomMax. Definitely a good afternoon laugh.
-He

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Would you Wear a T-Shirt Necklace?


"eclectic neck pieces constructed using cozy, up-cycled materials, constructed using upcycled cotton t-shirts...Neckpieces are meticulously designed and handcrafted to be stretched, twisted, and layered for dozens of looks and year round comfort, so measurements are approximate."

He was wondering, would you wear a t-shirt necklace? If the answer is Yes, then you probably want the link to V&Y Mart. Is this a good look? Someone help He out, kinda thinking this is more of a California style then an East Coast look? What does the rest of the world think? Buying or not?
-He

Friday, February 11, 2011

More Great Ways to Freak a Guy Out...

A lady knows the importance of tidy landscaping, and we understand the demands of a busy woman. Meet Trim & Proper—the nude, cotton spandex panties that cover mishaps, misshapes and outright neglect. Our perfectly manicured façades can even let you tryout your next style before making the mistake of a hasty commitment.

Once again, He introduces another strange form of clothing that boggles He's mind. We had the hairy p*nties, then the penis envy underwear, and lastly the boob shirt. Now apparently Trim and Proper brings you underwear with the hair pattern on the outside??! He isn't even sure He gets it. Instead of shaving into a landing strip, wearing nude color underwear is suppose to give the same affect? Umm, isn't the point of shaving the landing strip for when the underwear comes off? Then what happens? Like "Hahaha I have a landing strip on my underwear, but not on my body, gotcha!" Sorry, but that's not funny, He doesn't get the joke.
-He

Morning Emails Make He Sick...

I know women's fashion is your forte, but you have to have something
to say about these underwear-like contraptions. This is nuts
(literally).
-Emily Claire

Well Emily, you just absolutely ruined He's morning.
He appreciates that you were thinking of FbyHe, but for the love of He, please don't send in images like this. Ugh, He almost puked when He opened the link. But Emily you are right, no one, nooooo onneee, should be wearing these things. He would not recommend going to the link as many of the items for sale are offensive even to He.
-He

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Get All Tied Up in Style...

Bec Brittain came out with some interesting jewelry, if we can call it that. Ropes wrapped around all over the place, looks like this stuff could come in handy if your stuck on a boat, or Gilligans Island.
-He

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Yes Tights with Designs are Hot!

Didn't He already do a post on Textured Tights? Well never hurts to do one again for something as sexy as lace up tights. Odds are you longer legs and this is gonna look at a lot better, but strap on some 5-6" heels and that should help any height challenged individual look good.
-He

Friday, February 4, 2011

When Animal Love Goes Too Far...

anyone else starting to feel like it's animal week here on Fashion by He? He was okay with the Spirit Hoods, not okay with the animal gloves, but this is creepyyyyy. Talk about your ultimate don't come near me lipstick, you found yourself a winner. No it's not cute and cuddly, no one will come anywhere close to you. It is actually gross.
-He

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Get Ready for Battle in Style...

Called by some as "the ultimate arm adornment" He would have to disagree. Seems like a total and complete waste, it doesn't even look good! He would much rather see a stacked bangle or one bangle over this sheet of armor.
-He

Monday, January 31, 2011

Yum Yum in Your Tum...

It has been real cold in NYC and He has been a bit of a baby lately and hasn't gotten nearly enough picture to keep the blog going. Instead we have to go with a random product to start the day off. Hopefully He can get back out there soon and bring you more of the pictures you are used to seeing on FbyHe. For now here is an Edible Candy Heart Ring.
-He

Thursday, January 27, 2011

It's Cold, But It Ain't This Cold...

Maybe Lou Mistraou' found a way to keep you warm in the winter months, but in no way should you be running out to buy one of these things. At almost $300 there is even more of a reason not to buy one of these color munchin hats. Just because it is winter does not mean we can walk around looking like fools. How is no one else not realizing this? He can see it now, 10 people wearing a different color standing in the street, it'll look like a walking pack of Skittles. The Fashion World Never Fails to Amaze or Amuse.
-He

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Get Your Cruel Intentions on with this...

Well whether you want to believe He is actually a god or not is up to you, but the truth is He really is one. He sent a link to a friend on January 19th, exactly 1 week ago today, saying check out these new necklaces, pretty cool stuff. At the time, He was like eh another necklace, the ArmHe is just gonna look past this post, so eh, not blog worthy. After all, He is only trying to bring you the latest and greatest, not just every new necklace that comes out. Anyway, sure enough these things are now spreading like wild fire. He tweets an idea, emails a few people about a cool necklace, next thing ya know, sh*t is blowing up on every blog from here to Pluto.

Well now onto the necklace that you all want to know about. Nope sorry, not the same one Sarah Michele wore in Cruel Intentions, but probably close to the same idea, minus the coke.
A gold-filled chain is used for the glass and bronze amulettes. The silver amulette comes on an oxidized silver chain. The scent is included in a separate vial in case you want to use your own perfume in the amulette.
The scents available are:
Talon Signature: The aromatic properties of the Talon Signature scent will help with anxiety, disappointment, fatigue, nervousness and tension.
Avalon: Choose the Avalon scent if you are looking to guard against grief, indecision, jealousy, fatigue, sadness, shyness, suspicion and tension.
Bare Trees: The essential oil properties of this scent are very grounding and balancing to help diffuse stress and calm your anxieties.

Believe it works or not these necklaces are starting to pop up everywhere, but know this. He saw this coming.
-He

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Driving Down the Road, Trying to Loosen My Load...




Fail.Fail. Fail.
Karla Spetic usually has better collections then this latest failure. Can't be sure what happened here or where the inspiration came from. But whoever told Karla this was a good idea, should be taken out back and shot. If there is any confusion over the road and the skirt you are wearing, that's a clear sign of a problem.
-He

Monday, January 24, 2011

He Likes Ladies with White Teeth...

Method Man might have helped make gold fronts famous, but it looks like Japanese schoolgirls will be the driving force behind a new era of fashionable accessories for your teeth. Instead of gold, however, these “fronts” contain bright multicolored glowing LED lights.

The new fashion accessories were originally created as an experiment by two Japanese designers and are now being used in a commercial advertising a winter sale at a Japanese clothing store, Laforet Harajuku. They are quickly becoming a sought after accessory.

The LED smiles can easily be affixed to your teeth and glow different colors while you smile. The colors can be changed wirelessly through a computer interface. Of course they work best in the dark.

He is recommending that you pass on this trend.
-He