Showing posts with label No Bra Please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No Bra Please. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Fashion by He's Planet Blue Picks...

No one does summer, summer chic, hippie chic or any of that California style better then Planet Blue. He decided to put together a list of He's Must Have Items:

1) Crochet Bathing Suit - bathing suits usually leave a little to the imagination but with a crochet style, a little more skin is showing through. Don't forget to Go Cheeky!
2) Body Ornament Jewelry - Body Necklace - wear it over clothing, with a bathing suit, always looks sexy
3) Burn Out Tank - Side boob is the new cleavage. Bra not needed.
4) Upper Arm Bangle - 10x sexier then a regular bangle
5) Tunic - Off the shoulder, very hippie and has that hit of sexy
6) Jewelry - this is nothing new but long necklaces, and bright color chunky rings, adds a little extra to the outfit
7) Maxi Dress - He has always been a huge fan, pair it with wedges and you're Approved.
8) Thigh Highs - Do you even need to ask why?
-He

Staring At Breasts Is Good For You...HA




See He wasn't being rude, He was just trying to stay healthy.
-He

Monday, March 14, 2011

He Gives Sammi Sweatheart FashionHELP...

Good looking girl, don't get He wrong here, but Jersey Shore Sammi needs some serious FashionHelp by He. He usually doesn't do posts like this, but after watching this show, He could not longer keep He's mouth quiet.

1) Stop touching your hair so much. She is either running her hands through it or playing with it ever 1 second. It's f*cking enough already. You have good hair leave it the f*ck alone, god dammit, you make He want to shave your head.

2) Stop wearing Bras! Sammi wears a bra with every single outfit. We are not talking about a big chested girl either. When you wear a dress with the bra built in, no back, and the dress is skin tight, NO BRA NEEDED! They built in the damn bra for you woman!

3) Hoop earrings are gross. Toss them in the trash.

Consider yourself lucky He took time out of He's day to make you look better on TV. Your welcome Sammi.
-He

P.S. These rules apply to everyone.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Are Nipples Really In?

We all know that one of He's favorite looks is the white wifebeater without a bra. Further, He loves a chick who rocks the no bra look. But the question is, are Nipples really in? Do girls have problems where they need nipple enhancers? Is this considered such a sexy look that girls are going out in search of nipple enhancers to get guys to check them out more? He has no problem with this, besides the fact it would suck to find out it was a nipple fake out.
-He

Friday, January 7, 2011

Cuddling Up Next to He....

Well with more snow falling in NYC, He got an emailing asking for Tips on good "cuddling up" apparel. It was actually a great idea, middle of winter, what is better then sleeping late, breakfast in bed, and cuddling up on the couch? Who wouldn't want an opportunity to do that with He for a weekend? In case you did get the chance, here is a little preview of what He would expect from a CozHe lady, listed in no special order.

1) Yoga Pants - Leggings - Gods give to man.
2) Hanes White Tank Tops - aka wife beaters - No Bra Needed - one of He's Favorite looks of all times.
4) Boyfriend Button down - Means it was a good night, pair with boy shorts for extreme happiness.
5) Pajama Pants - Cute but Pajama shorts are cuter
6) Boy shorts - Never Granny P*nties, no way no how, Boy shorts are the way to go, pair with a tank top, long sleeve shirt, pretty much anything and He will be happy.
7) T-Shirts - The softer the better, a boyfriends, a hand-me-down, but again He prefers the bra remains on the floor.
8) Lingerie, Lace, Babydolls, Teddys, etc - Don't get He wrong, He loves all of these, but are better at night then they are in the morning. Make the switch over to something more comfortable and cute. Leave the sexy and hot outfits as a memory of the night.

And of course no matter what you end up wearing, remember, He takes He's coffee black, eggs over easy and butter on white toast.
-He

Friday, October 22, 2010

2 Million Dollars Does Not Impress He...


Don't think for a second that it takes a $2 million bra to get He to check out your boobs. That would not be correct, go buy a $50 bra and we can go on vacation with the left over money.
-He

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The NO Bra Revolution Continues...

See this is what makes He happy. Confident girl walking out with her big fake boobs and no bra. Yes she is smoking hot, Yes her boobs are fake, and yes her boobs are probably hanging a little too far outside her shirt for most people. But us guys don't mind this one bit. We just hope that ever lady takes a lesson, builds up some confidence and walks into the world bra-less. "We all have nipples." Then again no one is gonna stare if He's are hanging out.
-He