He Gives Sammi Sweatheart FashionHELP...

Good looking girl, don't get He wrong here, but Jersey Shore Sammi needs some serious FashionHelp by He. He usually doesn't do posts like this, but after watching this show, He could not longer keep He's mouth quiet.

1) Stop touching your hair so much. She is either running her hands through it or playing with it ever 1 second. It's f*cking enough already. You have good hair leave it the f*ck alone, god dammit, you make He want to shave your head.

2) Stop wearing Bras! Sammi wears a bra with every single outfit. We are not talking about a big chested girl either. When you wear a dress with the bra built in, no back, and the dress is skin tight, NO BRA NEEDED! They built in the damn bra for you woman!

3) Hoop earrings are gross. Toss them in the trash.

Consider yourself lucky He took time out of He's day to make you look better on TV. Your welcome Sammi.
-He

P.S. These rules apply to everyone.

ENTER THE TIGHTS GIVEAWAY

Snuggle Up Next to Snooki...

After bashing JWOWW a few times here and here, He though it was time to spread some of that joy around to other members of the Jersey Shore Cast. He likes the Jersey Shore, its a funny show, and god bless these people for trying to suck every last dollar out of the world before they end up on VH1's The Surreal Life, but come on, are Snooki Slippers really necessary? You cannot possibly tell He that people are buying this crap, are they? He hopes not.
-He