Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Shoe of the Week...TOPSHOP

He goes with the sport heel this week, no one says you can't have an athletic if there is such a thing heel when you go out. SPORTY Elastic Strap Platforms are probably only sporty because of the elastic strap, but that doesn't matter so much to He. These heels definitely meet the HE-ight requirements, ahhh first time thats happenedk, He gets more clever every day. But for real these kind of do have a sport look to them, that makes He think someone in them would be a pretty cool chick to hang out with. So He asks: "Who is gonna buy them and meet He for a drink?"
-He

Harem Pants on Crack...


Well ain't that something. They went ahead and made the harem pant even worse then ever. Are these the Harem Short? Wouldn't the cutouts make it hard to walk? Its would be like having a parchute tied to your legs. Seems absolutely and totally ridiculous. How do companies actually make this sh*t and not fire their designers? What the f*ck! If He was running a clothing company and a designer of He's came into the office with this idea, He be tossed into the street so f*cking fast, the designer would need these parachute harem pants to help break her fall.
(Thanks to Bryce for the tip.)
-He

HottHe of the Week...Mallorie

One word comes to mind as He looks at Mallorie...flawless, perfect 10, really hot, ok fine thats more then one word, but she deserves them all. Well only only flaw, she needs some higher heels (sorry Mal, the ArmHe needs huge heels), odds are she doesn wear heels, because "they aren't comfortable" or they will make her "too tall." If she wore higher heels, there is doubt in He's mind that body and those legs would easy look 5x better, if thats even possible. But no doubt she makes up for it with an amazing body, and great style. The Herve Leger dress looks crazy good on her. Also, He has said it before, do not undervalue a great smile.









How would you describe your style? I would describe my style as edgy, girly, and classic...all rolled up into one. Every time I get dressed to go out on the weekends I go through my closet and try to decide what kind of look I want to put together. I am always making an effort to incorporate new trends into my wardrobe or to at least to accent my outfits with them. An on-trend belt or shoe, or a statement necklace is a great way to make an outfit. It is so important to feel sexy, feminine, and most of all: put together!

Favorite item you own? I am completely obsessed with anything glitzy..so with that said, it would be my 3.1 Phillip Lim loose sequin blazer. I rarely get to wear it because it's so over the top but I like to stare at it in my closet like it's a piece of art.On the opposite spectrum, but by Phillip Lim as well... a baggy, camel colored, chunky sweater. It's 3/4 sleeved with huge brown buttons and a blazer-like collar. It looks cute dressed up or dressed down and it's so warm, cuddly and in-style for Fall!

Who are your favorite designers? Elizabeth and James, Diane Von Furstenberg, Gryphon, Haute Hippie, Equipment, Tucker, Alice + Olivia, and T by Alexander Wang...they are all so effortless and chic. Can't forget about my shoes! YSL, Louboutin, and Pour La Victoire.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Last Effort...Belly Chains?!?

He has now written a few posts about belly chains and it is time for a finaly ArmHe decision. Bathing Suits and Belly Chains was great for summer, but now that Fall is here. Now its is very very rare that you actually see the belly chain worn. Its more rare then Halley's Comet, but somehow, someway, He managed to snap a pic of this phenomenon. Obviously you have to have a hell of a body to even consider wearing a body chain. Pretty sure if you're oversized walking into a Home Depot asking for 2 feet of chain for your stomach is not gonna work out in your favor. But the the question becomes is this look sexy or trashy?
-He

Tattoos Everywhere...Fakers

He wrote last week about tattoos and that too many are not attractive. Well apparently every designer now thinks that designing fake tatttoos is the cool thing to do. Do these designers really have nothing better to do then design tattoos. Yes, ok fine, they look kinda cool on the models, but He is gonna go ahead and estimate that about 1% of people that purchase these things they will actually look good on. Anyone getting fake with Betsey Johnson Tattoos? Maybe He should come out with a line of fake tattoos.
-He

Don't Blame He...He Just Takes the Pics

Petco - "Where the Pets Go." Eek.
-He

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Monday, September 27, 2010

FashionHELP by He...Outdoors Date

I am an avid follower of your blog...I'm an outdoorsy chick who loves my dresses, skirts, heels, etc, but has difficulty dressing fabulously for those outdoor adventures. Any suggestions on how one should go about being dressed in those circumstances? -The Frog Files

Well FF Thanks for the email. Outdoor adventure sounds like quite the date. You might want to start off your date outfit with those Those Stretchy Black Leggings. Let He tell you, these things are a thing of beauty. If you got a good ass these leggings are gonna show it off. Keep the look going with a clean pair of sneakers, remember to show off some Ankle Cleavage. From there your options are limitless. Go crazy and have fun. Let's see if the ArmHe can give some more helpful tips.

-He

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