Thursday, December 2, 2010

YSL You Dissapoint He...

HE HATES FLATS!!!!!!!!!

Pretty sure He has done a post on the Tory Burch Flats that are easily one of the ugliest things a woman can wear. Well He thinks there might be a new ugliest flat shoe in the game, welcome YSL. Buy these, wear these, touch these and He will instantly hate you. It's simple really. Stay the F*ck Away!
-He

A Creative Way to Sell Lingerie...

Well this is just genius. The Cup Size Choir allows you to make the girls sing when buttons on your keyboard are pressed. You can even record your own tunes. Need a few minute to kill? Want to send a website to your man that will surely entertain him for minutes? Well that's just what He is here for, bringing you the latest and greatest.
-He

Clear Umrellas in the Rain...

Yesterday, NYC has monsoon type rains, it was ridiculous. Anyway people always complain about those of us who walk around the city streets with large umbrellas, but forget that. Yes, He's is a large umbrella guy, He's talking 60 inches wide, sorry people He doesn't want to get wet and if my umbrella size bothers you, man up and get a bigger umbrella. What pisses He off are this girls that walk the streets in their clear umbrellas. First off, they are small and curved so really, these umrellas are pointless. The point of an umbrella is to keep you dry, these keep only your head dry, what a waste. Second, you look ridiculous!!!
-He

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Shoe of the Week...Velvet Angels

In honor of last nights Victoria Secret Fashion Show and all their pretty little angels, He picked this weeks Shoe of the Week, to go right along with the theme, Velvet Angels. Obviously it was a combination of the heel height and the crazy designed platform that caught He's attention. Sometimes just a super high heel isn't enough, something a little different from your normal collection adds something extra to the heel and the outfit. Those bad boys, on the right, second row, they are crazy, but in a good way.

The Higher the Heel...Into the Woods!

Grey Ant x Teva Stiletto by GREY ANT NEW HIGH (M)ART WORLD EXCLUSIVE! New High (M)art is proud to present the Grey Ant collaboration with Teva. Yes, Teva! It’s the classic “Hurricane” style sport mandal re-imagined as a STILETTO. This co-branded effort sees the Teva velcro-strap styling and grip-sole construction on a 4″ stacked heel. They’re calling it the most comfortable, performance high heel on the planet — we call it the most daring mash-up of the decade. This is anti-fashion at its purest. And so good when paired with socks.

Well if you didn't see this coming, sorry, He did. He has been preaching for over a year now that, "The Higher the Heel, the Hotter the Girl." It was just a matter of time before more and more companies started to listen to the King of Fashion. Teva is a company known for their ugly has flat hiking/weird river shoes, with after taking some advice from He, bam look at them go. For all you complainers out there, He doesn't want to hear that it's hard to hike in heels, because ya know what, someone put in the time, effort and money to make hiking in heels easy and comfortable, so quite the complaining. Score 1, for another spot women should be wearing heels.
-He

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HottHe of the Week...Lea

Lea easily has one of the best bodies in the world. Her stomach, eyes and smile are all out of control. Pretty sure there is no hotter girl that could have been better to write about as He introduces the first ever HottHe from Florida. This girl is so memorizing, its hard to even get to the clothing she is wearing. If He had to guess Lea probably has a whole draw of crop tops just waiting to break guys hearts with. Then she goes and throws in the side boob, and bam. Game over. Yea she's from Florida, and maybe that's one of the reasons but He is pretty sure He couldn't find a picture with this girl in pants. That is not a complaint, if ya got the legs, there ain't no need to hide them. Thanks for Lea and all of Florida for being this weeks HottHe of the Week. Remember, if you think you got the style to be a HottHe of the Week, you can email He at fashionbyhe@gmail.com or message He as a Facebook Friend.












How would you describe your style? I usually have an idea as to exactly how I want to look before going out. And so, I’ll violently tear through my closet, as well as my roommate’s closets, until that goal is met. I never limit myself as to what I can or can’t wear. In fact, nothing irritates me more than when someone says, “Oh, I could never pull that outfit off.” Blazers and ripped up black fishnets are my favorites. I also try to incorporate bold red lipstick and my giant gold man watch into every outfit somehow. Too often I see girls who dress to reveal every asset they were blessed with (or weren’t blessed with, in some cases), which is a BIG pet peeve of mine. I do like to look sexy, which is hard to accomplish when you have the body type of a small child, but I don’t dress to impress guys. Too briefly summarize, my style is edgy and fitted, but always relaxed which allows me to go from cotton dresses to high heeled combat boots (depending on the day and my mood). I shoot for trendy and “rebellious”, yet still classy most of the time and I don’t leave the house until I’m completely satisfied with how I look. The hell with whatever everyone else thinks.

Favorite item you own? Like I mentioned earlier, my favorite items as of right now are my black blazer, ripped up black fish nets (not sure why), and my leather leggings that I only fit into some days. Also, my gold Michael Kors man watch is always on my wrist, even at the gym.

Who are your favorite designers? Due to a limited college budget, I don’t have the luxury of buying high-priced designer clothes (though, I like to pretend that Erin Fetherston, Elizabeth and James, and Mui Mui’s past fall line fill my closet). However, that doesn’t necessarily bother me too much. I have fun getting creative with my budget.

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

Quick Word About the Victoria Secret Fashion Show

He isn't even sure where to begin. First, why are any of those girls dating the lead singers of kings of leon or maroon 5, bad decisions. Second, He never claimed to be the best looking man in the world, but pretty sure after having one of them read Fashion by He, He would have them hooked on He. It was hard for He to peal his eyes away and check out the shoes, but if anyone else took a second to look, it was a pretty sick collection in its own. Outfits of course are unreal, another successful year by VS. The girls, well, they don't call them angels for no reason. sh*t is mind blowing, even the commercials were hot.
-He

P.S. If He has said it once, He has said it a million times, Victoria Secret is missing out on a billion dollars in sales, but no having a store (even 1 in nyc) with their catalog clothing. Sh*t would KILL, it is He's promise to the entire VS empire that the people would come from far and wide to buy out everything. It's such a simple idea, not sure why this hasn't been done yet. Maybe it's not so simple, and He is just a genius.