RULES FOR WEARING LEGGINGS!

If He has told you once, He has told you a thousand times, you cannot wear boyshorts, granny p*nties or any other line showing undergarments with leggings. You Just Can't! These aren't rules He just came up with, they are rules of life, that are not meant to be broken. Some people will complain that leggings aren't pants, well guess what He isn't gonna ever complain about that unless you force He to. Come on now ladies, clean up your act, thongs and gstrings and all that other stuff was made for a reason. No one wants to see your ugly as underwear lines in a pair of leggings.
-He

P.S. Here is A Good Post on Black Leggings

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Lingerie Easy to Take Off..

Lingerie Dement decided it would make a line of lingerie that is easily accessable. By that He means, easy to rip off. What more do we really need from a lingerie then the ability to get a girl out of it as quickly as possible. "Tiny, almost invisible magnets hold the pieces in place, holding tight enough to ensure that there won't be any accidental panty-dropping in the office." (mylittleparis.com) Not the worst idea in the world.
-He

Devil (HottHe) In a Blue Dress...

Hello, pretty lady. Love everything about this except who in the world buys purple boots? Has to be a loose screw somewhere. Doesn't make sense to He at all. Purpe! Come on you are better then that.
-He

He-lloween with Victoria Secret...

Don't think for a second that this is going to be the only He-lloween post of the month, but it's a good way to start things off. Victorias Secret decided it was time to class up halloween by sexing it up. Coming out with 7 sexy outfits, VS just entered into the halloween game, and they did not dissapoint. God Bless anyone who wears one of these outfits, He knows that He-lloween and girls go minimal in clothing, but these make He very happy. Let He tell you something, most outfits on halloween are going to make your man happy, but in case you were wondering these from VS are definitely He Approved.
-He

P.S. What is the ArmHe dressing up as for Halloween?

Wine Tour 2010...In the Books...

Ever wonder what He does when He isn't doing this. Well this past weekend, He and a few friend went to the Finger Lakes in Upstate NY for some wine tasting. He's friend, Nick, carved out this bad ass pumpkin, and of course like a true King, He stuck a crown on top. There are a few pictures that He will post from the trip, non of He (of course) but plenty of Fashion Fails going on up there. To the people that were actually on the trip, great f*cking time, already looking forward to next year.
-He

More Socks that You Don't Need...

When you are done wearing your Leather socks, you can always switch over to this annoying Urban knit pairs that are sure to annoy He even more. Ok fine, winter is coming and it's gonna get cold, but are socks this ugly really necessary? Probably not.
-He

Monday Morning Freak Show...

Happy Monday morning, hope everyone is enjoy the start to the new week as much as He is. Thought these two lovebirds could help improve everyones moods a little bit. Which freak more deserves to be locked up?
Freak 1 with her purple hair and gross outfit
Freak 2 who might or might not think he is PeterPan and is most definitely playing with a lizard hand puppet.
-He

Vote I Agree for Freak 1
Vote I Disagree for Freak 2