Condoms For Your Heels...Not Safe

Condom-like covers that let you play dress up with your shoes. These fit any stiletto type heels be they medium or high heel shoes.

Can we all agree it's better to buy a good pair of heels, then to buy a sh*tty pair and try and cover up the sh*ttyness with a Heel Condom? These aren't even nice looking condoms. If these were just heels, no one would buy them, so why anyone thinks people would want to add these ugly designs to their shoes is beyond He.
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He Note: Heel Condoms will not protect you against HIV/AIDS or any other sexually transmitted diseases. If a rash occurs, please consult a doctor. If men run from you, consult Dr. He for better looking cure.

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It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
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Thank You...Haute Hippie

Meet the modern day hippie, also known as Haute Hippie. He actually didn't do this brand justice with the pictures He selected, but for a much much better view, check out the 10 looks Shopbop put together. If He hasn't sold you with this selection, then the 10 looks will. To describe it, He would have to say its a relaxing "i dont care look, but I still look good and know it, even though it looks like it took me 2 min to get ready." Its a good line, and if you haven't heard of it yet, well you should look into it more, because big things on the horizon and of course it's He Approved.
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Don't forget to enter the Melvita Giveway!

Is this a Christmas Tree?

Christmas in NYC is great, but He just walked by a farmer stand with these limp looking trees for sale. Are you f*cking serious? Is this a Christmas rip off or what? Where is the rest of the tree? Looks like it's an anorexic tree. This farmer would have to pay me to take this tree off his hands. Hell its not even enough wood to chop up and use to build a fire with. Is this what Christmas is now about, using branches instead of trees? Just saying this doesn't seem right.
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Gladiators Prepare to Fight!

Well just incase you are ever walking down the street and need shoulder protection. Louise Goldin designed this amazing leather shoulder piece perfect for fighting your enemies with. By amazing, He clearly meant it is a total waste and serves no point what so ever in this world.
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